Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
- taco bell employee: how are you today?
- me: crunchwrap supreme
- Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks
“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”
the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade